Thursday, April 17, 2008

I'm a little too late to crack the "has anybody seen my pet Cougar?" joke

But Mayor Daley continues to provide a barrel of laughs:

"Now, I just want to tell you, if the cougar attacked a child, they'd sue the city because the police officer didn't do their job," Daley said. "I didn't see a neighbor run out and grab it and say, 'Oh I love you' and bring it in the house." -Richard M. Daley
The police would have shot the neighbor first if that was how shit had gone down.