Wednesday, April 23, 2008

mouse update 2 / inflatable dancing man

Look, mouse. Die in my freaking trap or leave a note telling me you will not be coming back. I demand closure.


My favorite inflatable gimmick is the dancing tube-man I see on the roof car dealerships and mattress stores. I like them more than inflatable purple gorillas or inflatable rats that show up at union protests. The inflatable dancing tube man is hypnotizing and delightful. Pure motion. Life. I want to dance with whimsical abandon, move to the breeze, limbs flailing, forgetting yesterday, not thinking about tomorrow, just being right now. I want to be inflatable tube man. However, I do not want an air-tube up my ass. Please enjoy this inflatable dancing tube-man rocking to Cream's "Glad."