Sunday, May 04, 2008

on wine

I bought a bottle of cabernet sauvignon called Funky Llama because it was called Funky Llama. Here are other wines I've bought based on their names: Side Show, Red Bicycle, (something) Penguin something I don't know. I'm not a wine connoisseur. I'll be happy so long as it doesn't taste like llama ass. I don't know what llama ass tastes like. I guess I'll be happy no matter what.